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5/10
Good Short Film, But...
23 January 2014
Warning: Spoilers
This is a good, tight and taught thriller. I liked just about everything about it. It's well written and wonderfully acted. The bad guy is scary and unpredictable right away. The actor playing the bad guy is spooky without being cheesy or over the top. He is even believable as a sort of crazy ass super villain.

I liked the story, etc. etc. but I did not like the music editing. I think this short would have been 1000 times more suspenseful and thrilling without the continual and very annoying, overwrought sound track. The music is very good, well written, performed well and it's obvious someone of skill wrote and produced the music track.

However, it is non-stop and intrusive. It's far too loud in the beginning and it NEVER STOPS. You notice it every second it is NOT enhancing it is obscuring.

I suggest the film makers keep everything else about this movie as it is but go back to the drawing board and rethink the music editing.

Seriously annoying to the point of awful distraction.

Can only give this a 5 due to highly irritating music editing.
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3/10
An Unexpected Boredom
23 November 2013
I liked the LOTR movies. The first one, I thought was very good and the second and third were good enough. Nothing spectacular but not junky either.

However, this first installment of The Hobbit movie trilogy is so boring...

Endless scene after scene of characters running, swinging swords, shouting, screaming then running and fighting and falling again.

Who cares? Not much dialogue. Not much story progression. Not much of anything. Just 3 hours of really bad CGI and dull, dull characters.

Just a movie obviously drawn out so it can last 9+ hours over three installments.

I didn't care about any of the characters including Gandolf who I adored in The Fellowship of The Ring. But, even the brilliant and usually interesting Ian McClellan couldn't save this lazily made achingly boring mess.

I don't care if anymore of these movies come out. But I am going to read the book over again to recapture the richness and excitement of Tolkein's wonderful book.
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Rock of Ages (2012)
1/10
Rock of Ages is the new "The Apple". Lazy Morons Made This Mess.
18 November 2013
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Where to begin...

How (make that WHY) on earth can you over produce music that was known for its over production in the first place??? Obnoxiously cheesy (and not in a good way) and cliché (as in way overdone) storyline, incredibly terrible acting, unreal depiction not true to the era (no drug use???)... and it gets worse from there.

The dialogue is so hackneyed, forced and corny it is embarrassing to hear it come out of the actor's mouths.

Unreal characters doing unreal things...because of a stupid story written by a lazy moron... whoever heard of being able to take a break in the most popular rock club on the strip to hang out with some chick you just met? No drugs in the rock scene in L.A.?? Watered down bullsh*t.. for real... did Disney make this crap????? The film makers should not be allowed to work on any film ever again for this mess. I am serious. Why waste the money and resources on these incompetent, tasteless, talentless people? I am talking about the writer, director, producers, etc. I don't really blame the actors though most of the performances were just awful shyte, too. I blame the direction for that, though.

You know what... this movie is so bad, I am going to stop writing this post so I can stop thinking about it.

Look up a movie here on IMDb called "The Apple" if you want something to compare this god-awful mess to. It is a cult classic because it is so bad it's good. Rock of Ages may have taken it's place.

1,000 stars BELOW zero for this pile of manure.
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Unthinkable (2010)
1/10
Serious Topic, Hollywood Treatment... You Do The Math... And ALL Reviews Contain Spoilers. That should be obvious IMDb
6 November 2013
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I am giving this movie a 1 because the only good they did was put Michael Sheen in it. I really will watch anything with Sheen in it. They get a 1 for that decision. However, they get a big fat 0 for everything else. Even Sheen could not make this movie the least bit interesting or suspenseful though. I didn't even care if all the bombs were real and went off killing everyone on the planet by time this movie was done.

Seriously. A great issue that should automatically make for a deep, contemplative, thought provoking, debate making, suspenseful thriller. But no.... Hollywood film makers do it again. Why am I not surprised.

This movie revolves around the act of torture and when one could be just and even moral in doing it to another human being. You would think the torture scenes would be more realistic and shocking but they looked like a C movie horror film made by high school students. Sheen does his best but the writing is so terrible and Samuel L. Jackson's performance was (once again and not surprisingly) so forced and wooden and just plain fake. He did not come off as a ruthless torturer or even the least bit sadistic for that matter.

I was bored... really... a man is supposed to be being tortured and I couldn't have cared less about it. The scenes were just that cheesy to me. Bad direction and uninspired dialog that was, at time, torture in itself to listen to.

The debate between the characters was so cliché, stereotyped and one dimensional. Poor Carrie Ann Moss, who is really just a good actor at best, was so flat as to have almost no affect most of the time. She did not come off as a hard boiled and morally conscious FBI agent who has seen it all until now. She just seemed mildly interested and bored at best.

When it could have gotten really interesting and intense, the film makers dropped the ball in the worst way. In the ending scenes Jackson decides to bring in the terrorists kids and gets ready to torture them in front of the terrorist. At one point it seems to work. However, Jackson is not convinced. But, for some silly ass reason, he will not make sure he has all the information even though he is the one that says the terrorist is not telling the entire truth.

So Jackson tells the brass to frick off. The head honcho, supposedly the President's direct man, panics and tells Jackson that he will have Jackson's kids tortured if Jackson does not continue on and torture the terrorists kids. Then, just like that, they drop the whole subject.

At first, early on, I thought this movie was going to be just like The Life of David Gale starring Kevin Spacey as a man who ends up on death row for killing his terminally ill friend in what looks like some weird rape/murder fest. The twist is, Spacey's character is an activist who publicly protests the death penalty. In reality, he is innocent and is making the ultimate sacrifice to make his point that the death penalty is not good if one innocent person gets killed because of it.

Seemed like the terrorist in this movie might be making a similar statement. Seemed he was out to prove that the USA is no better, if not worse than the people they claim are evil and should be stopped, ironically enough, at all costs.

However, the dumb ass ending leaves us wondering. Well, kind of wondering. The FBI finds the fake bombs... but at the very end we see an undisclosed fourth bomb tick away its final seconds. But, of course, we go to black just as the bomb would go off. Lame. Just freaking' lame.
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The Tomorrow People (2013–2014)
1/10
Lazy, lazy writers Plot holes galore NO surprise there
2 November 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Where to begin...

You can teleport, but you run from bullets instead of.... teleporting. I don't know... I am thinking completely disappearing from the danger is better than running a few feet away and trying to hide behind a car from it. Where you will then be shot at again. But, you can completely leave the scene in an instant. Um... yeah, OK.

You have the bad guy in a vulnerable position where you can easily and safely get rid of him thus ending most if not all of your problems. But you simply TELL him you are going to kill him and then LET HIM GO.

You see the bad guy doing bad things and telling you he is going to do bad things in bad ways OVER and OVER AGAIN and yet every single time he does something bad you are, for some inexplicable reason, surprised.

You can stop time with a mere thought. Six bombs are about to explode. Instead of stopping time to take care of the issue, which you have demonstrated you can do with no problem at all, you take a huge chance in effing things up by having some other character try to be in 5 places at once so you and he can "cut the wires" on all the bombs at the same time. But if you mess up even a little bit, the bombs will explode killing you and a bunch of innocent violin playing children nearby. But, you can stop time. Yet you choose not to. OK, then.

Time is going to come to an abrupt halt on this hot mess of a teen super hero show if the writers continue producing obviously lazy and contrite work.

Par for the course for American television though. Unlike the hero seeing the same thing over and over again and being taken aback by it, I am not shocked at all.
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Unforgettable: Lost Things (2011)
Season 1, Episode 8
1/10
Unusual Suspect Scene Rip Off Very Annoying *Spoilers*
1 November 2013
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Ya, this show is just OK. I mean, it is vaguely entertaining. The premise is interesting but it really is a one trick pony type of deal. The ongoing story of the 20 murder mystery is nothing new and is not suspenseful in the least.

I guess that is why the writer and producers of this particular episode decided to rip off outright a classic scene from a classic movie in one of the lamest moves I have ever seen in a TV show.

Do they really have such a lack of ideas that they have to resort to obvious plagiarism? I am seriously unimpressed and now don't care if this show continues or not.

Also, the motives of the villain in this episode are so cliché and overused it is beyond annoying, it's just plain boring.

Ya, this show is boring. Mediocre and boring. Par for the course.
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Gantz (2004)
8/10
great story, art, music, etc almost ruined by fan service
23 April 2008
Fan service... strikes again. Not as bad as Witch Blade, but bad enough. This is an excellent anime. Original story and that is very hard to do. Love the artwork, editing, music, especially the opening song... I love just about everything about this anime except for the gratuitous fan service.

It's shown often and in scenes where it is completely unnecessary. Huge boobed teens oozing into skintight suits and shown completely naked. The only girl in the first half is, of course, only there for the fan service. They don't really give her much of a personality. She is in love with another character and seems to only exist for him.

Why? Isn't the anime industry aware that their audience has long ago expanded from teen boys and socially inept men? Just tell a damn good story, with great artwork, voicing, etc. and leave the fan service to a minimum. Seriously.

Oh wait... pardon me. I take it back. I forgot who makes these things. Inspired by teen boys and made by socially inept men. Sometimes they get past the fan service and actually come up with a great series.

Gantz is one of them.
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10/10
One of the best movies I have seen in a while
31 December 2007
Just finished watching this movie and I am simply amazed. Superb acting by all cast members, brilliant script and first class directing put this movie at the head of the class.

The director is a genius. He is the fellow who made one of, if not the best, monster movie out there, The Host. And he does not disappoint here.

I won't give any of the plot away because I think this is one of those movies where the less you know about it, the better. I will say this much, the story is beautiful. And beautifully told. It is so skillfully told as it unfolded I became so involved with the characters, the mystery and suspense that I completely forgot I was reading subtitles. Yes, the acting is that good.

The quality of Asian cinema has grown leaps and bounds in the last ten years alone. This movie proves it. If Hollywood doesn't get a clue fast, they will simply be outclassed and will have to sit back and watch their box office returns get smaller and smaller each year.

As it is right now, most of the regular movie goers I know prefer to venture to other parts of the globe when choosing which movies to see in theatres. Most of us will just watch a bootleg of a Hollywood film as opposed to taking a chance on paying to see it because the quality sucks with such regularity these days.

However, I will be out spending my movie dollars on foreign films and Asian ones in particular. Hollywood can remake all the Asian films they want. I will be out seeing the originals!

I saw this movie online for free with compromised visual quality and it still blows away every Hollywood movie I have seen in a theatre over the past few years. And I do not exaggerate. I will be purchasing this movie for myself and two friends for sure. Hopefully it is available here in the U.S.

I cannot wait to own it! Easy 10 out of 10.
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Day Break (2006–2007)
10/10
Excellent Show, too bad ABC has it's head up it's butt on this one
3 March 2007
Great show! Characters were interesting and well developed. The writing was above par for TV with a subject that could have come off as just another sci-fi type twist in a mundane crime series. Not so, here.

The murder mystery is interesting on its own and then throwing in the problem of the day repeating and our hero trying to clear his name, made for a very entertaining show.

Too bad, ABC did not pick up another season of this. I watched it all online at ABC.go.com. It played well there especially because you could watch the first ten episodes all in a row.

Maybe they will pick it up and make it their first show exclusively produced for the internet. I doubt it, though. Any TV executives dumb enough to toss this show, won't be smart enough to figure out that most of it's new audience found it online and then capitalize on that.

Good Luck, Mr. Diggs. I will watch anything you produce!
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1/10
Was Peter Jackson to busy to make this film?
9 October 2006
Awful dreck. I read the books as a kid and I really wanted to like this movie. But, I am sorry to say that I have been disappointed by the film makers.

Whoever told these folks they had a good script for this movie? That person should lose their job immediately. It is CS Lewis, for God's sake, how on earth could they mess this up? The story of Narnia is rich, fulfilling and extremely gripping and entertaining. Mr. Lewis wrote a marvelous tale of fantasy and adventure that surely any trained professional screen writer could adapt into a marvelous movie.

Not so the case here. This movie was full of boring clichés, idiotic dialogue, boring scenes of nothing, then too fast scenes where actions take place so fast you can not be sure exactly what is happening and why.

These people should have studied The Lord of the Ring films. I mean for the cost of a weekend rental they could have had an epic movie making seminar and maybe they would not have ended up with this mess of a film that is right now playing in the background on my lap top.

Writing this review is more entertaining than this watching movie.

What is up with the acting in this movie? Seriously, not a good performance among the cast is to be had. Everyone seems as bored as I am right now. I just could care less about any of the main characters. Honestly.

I will say the one thing I was impressed with was the lion. Good special effect. But that is it. The actor doing the voice of Aslan sounds like he is reading a long menu and can't decide what he wants to order.

Well, watch it if you must. But you should read the books. As I said, they are fun, exciting, well imagined and written.

I hope someone who knows how to make a great epic adventure film comes along and has a go at Narnia. And dear lord I hope these film makers have no plans to continue the series. They should all be fired.
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Bound (1996)
10/10
Excellent All The Way Through
12 November 2005
Warning: Spoilers
A top notch noir type suspense movie starring Jennifer Tilly, Gina Gershon and Joe Pantalioni. Stylistically filmed with a thorough script and great acting. Sure there are a few mafia type clichés in the story but the acting, pacing, editing and overall story more than make up for the one or two flaws this film may have.

I think this film has become a sort of cult favorite because of the steamy sex scenes between the two female stars but that is not all this picture has going for it. There is a good suspense story here. Who is telling the truth? Who is lying? Who can be trusted? What will happen next? Tilly and Gershon were both fabulous as Violet and Corky new lovers who scheme to steal money from a powerful mob boss. But it is Pantalioni's over the GED, Cesar, who is my favorite. As he races to figure out what the hell is going on and to keep from getting caught up and killed, he is driven into a desperate frenzy that is great to watch the actor build up to.

Really, this film does not disappoint from beginning to end (which is a bit predictable but still appropriate) and if you like any of the actors, suspense movies and great cinematography then this is a film for you.

Not as violent as most of the newer movies of this genre but still a bit bloody. Not recommend for those who do not like any violence at all.
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Van Helsing (2004)
1/10
A total mess!!! Did they make this up as they went along??
15 October 2005
I really do wish there was a zero in the drop down list! Giving this mess of a movie a one is far to generous.

I enjoyed both the mummy movies for what the were; action packed fun with a small plot that was enough to keep the movie going. However, Sommers latest 'homage' to the old monster movie classics is a mess that I don't think even Rubix could figure out.

Way over the top and corny acting from Roxburgh who plays Dracula, three screaming murderous vampire/harpy brides of Dracula who are just plain annoying and horrible cgi that is way over used is just the beginning in a long list of why this film is so bad.

Did anyone actually read the script before they began shooting or did they just make it up as they went along??? The one interesting plot twist, that Van Helsing is somehow connected to Dracula becoming a vampire 400 years before, is NEVER fully explained! I sincerely hope this does NOT mean a sequel is on its way.

Well, I could say more about the bad acting, lack of any real story, overuse of the great music to push the boring scenes along, etc... but I won't. Just suffice to say if you do see this film, make sure you are not expecting ANYTHING out of it. It really is that bad.
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7/10
Awwww Hammer Films... Gotta Love 'Em
25 January 2005
OK, it's a corny mummy movie made by Hammer Films in the 1960's. Low budget, over the top acting, cool creepy music and a really scary Mummy monster. Really, what more do you need? If you are a Hammer fan, you will definitely enjoy this one. If not, you may not want to bother. Hammer wasn't trying to fool anyone into thinking of this movie as some kind of masterpiece. Its just a monster movie of the Saturday matinée, or late night channel surfing variety. Nothing to write to Oscar about. In other words, its a Hammer film... get the popcorn and soda, fluff up your sofa cushion, prop your head back, put your feet up and kick back and enjoy!
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