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Castle: Probable Cause (2012)
Season 5, Episode 5
1/10
The worst episode of the whole series.
6 April 2024
Silly beyond silly. Nothing is believable from start to finish. Nobody trusts Beckett, even though she beats the worst NY criminals every week. She is sad one moment, and then she forgets everything. Nothing explains how the killer could put the victim's corpse up in the air. And the DA is nothing but a caricature. A constant mess. There will be some better episodes in the minths that followed, but this one was the beginning of the end. I understand what they mean by « suspension of disbelief. » But here, it's a case of « suspension of intelligence. » I fell insulted by the scriptwriter.

I can't understand how so many viewers liked this dumberie festival.
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Safari (2009)
7/10
Underrated
4 June 2023
A really good old fashioned french comedy. Kad Merad is excellent as a cowardly safari guide. And all the members of the cast do a tremendous job. Yes, the script is sometimes silly and awkward, but you can feel that the comedians were having a good time on the set. Some gags are really good and nobody acts too seriously. The humor is not always very subtle, but the film is just an unpretious pretext for a good time.

This movie is criminaly underrated. It's good clean fun. Not a masterpiece, for sure, but not the dud some have said.

If you wanna laugh without having to think too much, try Safari.

You may have a good surprise.
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1/10
Silly. Sily. Silly.
12 March 2023
This film could have been so good if... The dialogs had not been written by teenagers completely deprived of any human psychology.

The script was more than a jumbled mess of unbelievable situations and hapazard twists.

The directors only ambition was not to satisfy the sadistic tendencies of the public.

It is clear that Netflix wanted a good thriller. The ingredients are here: the cinematography is just perfect, the actors are talented, and the budget looks right. But the final result is obviously very far from any expectations the producers could have had.

This movie is just an insult to the intelligence of the educated filmlover.

Poor Andy Serkis. Poor Idris Elba.

I sincerely hope that this cinematic failure of epic proportions will not hinder their careers.
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Better Call Saul: Saul Gone (2022)
Season 6, Episode 13
10/10
Regrets, I had a few...
16 August 2022
Super ending for a superb show. The Breaking Bad saga has reached the end of its road today, and the finale is perfect. Clever, emotional, human. Thanks to Odenkirk and all these brilliant actors who have given life to this extraordinary gallery of characters.

Better Call Saul will stay as a GOAT in the world of series.

Goodbye Jimmy.

We will miss you, but you have made the good choice.
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9/10
Don't believe the MAGA reviewers!
27 September 2021
The Forever Purge is one of the best film in the Purge series. No doubt about this. Well filmed, with excellent actors, it's litterally terrifying. Why? Because it reflects a lot what America is slowly becoming today. Hatred growing in a land guided by its love of firearms, what is shown in this work of fiction is bound to happen. This dystopian movie does not show the « real US », that's agreed, but what they may become if nothing change. It is time to re-learn how to live in peace with our fellows humans. There's a lesson to be learned.

This movie is useful.

Really worth a watch.
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Stressed to Death (2019 TV Movie)
1/10
Stupid to death
21 March 2020
I am still not sure that this « thing » is really a movie. The scenario is silly as hell, the actors are incredibly bad and the Director is definitely amateurish. Avoid. At all cost!
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American Horror Story: Election Night (2017)
Season 7, Episode 1
8/10
AHS not for MAGA fans
11 October 2019
I was quite shocked to read here all the bad reviews by Trump supporters. This series is about modern paranoïa and fear inspired by bad politics. Why do you act like you were threatened by a work if fiction? Personnaly, I think that this episode is one of the best ever. Original, well shot, well acted.
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Haunter (2013)
8/10
Breslin will be a STAR!
27 October 2013
Warning: Spoilers
I am very fond of ghost stories and other kinds of Gothic stories, and I must confess that I did like enormously this excellent B Movie. It is not perfect. Natali's direction is sometimes rather dull and too "classical", but he does the job and can be proud of his film. First because the scenario is really well thought out and injects something new in a well trodden genre. Second, because Abigail Breslin has been perfectly cast. This teenage girl carries the whole movie on her shoulders and she is great all along. I was impressed by the talent of this very young actress, which never overdoes her scenes and is able to express very complex emotions and feelings like a regular sixteen girl would. She truly deserves to become a star. But, to come back to the movie itself, if you like ghosts and plots that do not treat you like you were some brainless teen, you must see Haunter. One of the best classic horror film of these last few years, quite evocative of The Others but with something "more".
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Dexter: Remember the Monsters? (2013)
Season 8, Episode 12
1/10
An appalling ending to a quite good series
25 September 2013
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What is "THAT"? Just saw this last episode and it is a plain crying shame. Plot holes galore, bad acting, heavy melodrama, silly dialogs, unbelievable situations, dumb characters. All in all, you have the strange impression that the scenario has been written by the 9 year old son of the producer, rather than by true professionals. And these flashback scenes in the hospital nursery! Come ooon!!! The Marshall finds Saxon tied to a chair and decides to free him without even trying to think??? Quinn looking at a simple piece of paper and saying like he was a DNA specialist: "Oh well, look at that, Saxon is the son of the dead doctor"??? Saxon cuts the tongue of his reluctant hostage in a car, in front of a quite active hospital, and doesn't have a SINGLE little drop of blood on his shirt??? The "ready-to-use" syringe in the bus (every lady should have one in her bag)??? And these are just a few examples of what the incredible geniuses writers have managed to cram in less than one little hour of terribly bad television. Are we supposed to believe this or is it just an insult to the audience? I know that we are supposed to suspend our disbelief when we watch television. But is it really necessary to block any coherent thought and transform ourselves in babbling idiots? In its eight years of existence, the Dexter series has been some kind of likable society study told by an attractive psychopath. A pure entertainment full of colorful characters, suspense, humor and - above all - intelligence. How sad that all the good moments that we have spent with Dexter Morgan end in such a silly, so silly way. From now on, we will be able to refer to Dexter's last episode when we'll want to point at the utter silliness of a scenario. Prometheus, in all its dumb glory, has been dethroned! The new king of is called Dexter Morgan and he has a beard. A BEARD??? Come ooon!!!
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10/10
Give me one thousand movies like this one every week!
28 August 2013
Yes. I really mean it. I will much rather watch one thousand films shot with passion by adventurous young guys on a shoestring budget, than ONE big lifeless Hollywood production, crushed by the sheer weight of its stars. Of course, Revenant is far from perfect, the acting may sometimes make you cringe. But the director does his best to scare you with literally nothing. And sometimes he succeeds! Which is no little feat. When I saw that the main actor was also the scriptwriter, everything became clear. This movie is just one big statement to the establishment: look what we can do with nothing, give us the possibility to shoot a real feature! Personnaly, I have been seduced. I like Revenant, even for its weaknesses. No. Especially for its weaknesses! It's a work of love and passion, done by two talented guys. If ever you have tried to make a short film for your family, you know how hard it can be to make something coherent and interesting. These kids can be proud of themselves. They have created a true movie. I wish them the best of luck for their career.
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7/10
Nice "classic" horror movie
21 March 2013
Warning: Spoilers
Apparently, some viewers can't accept the fact that this film ends on a terrifying shot, with very few hope for the main characters to survive. And that's all they need to declare that this excellent B movie is just plain "dumb". I can't agree with them. Horror is not about things well explained and understandable. Horror is about questions, interrogations, fears. It's about Mystery! And I think The New Daughter is really underrated from this point of view. It is a very enjoyable story, well played and directed, with excellent cinematography, even if it doesn't have the obligatory "happy ending" so many can't live without. That is certainly not the most original story and the most perfect of its category. But it is worth watching. Really. One last thing: some viewers (the same I spoke about at the beginning) complain because Costner leaves his son alone in a very dangerous situation to try and save his daughter. Yes, he makes a mistake doing that. A very bad one. I don't know what I would have done in such a situation. But I am definitely not sure that I wouldn't have made the very same mistake. Unbelievable? Maybe. But just if you are an absolutely perfect human being. A rare breed indeed.

PS: one last thing, living in Europe, I have seen myself some Celtic burial mounds. And I have seen what was buried under them. So I tend to think the one depicted in The New Daughter is certainly not an "indian one". It may well be much much older than that. Not a too bad starting point for an horror story. Definitely.
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10/10
A monument
26 February 2013
As much a dark fairy tale full of symbols than a child's nightmare shot in breathtaking B&W, this movie is a real diamond made out of celluloid. Watchning it for the 20th time, I still marvel of the creativity of Laughton and his DP. Spielberg must have copied nearly every shot of this masterpiece. Of course, Mitchum is brilliant, portraying one of the most memorable villain in film history. But the whole cast is just as good, especially the two young ones which are at the center of the plot. If you have never seen The Night of The Hunter, forget your cynicism and your "know-better-grownup-foolishness". Try to recover your childhood innocence again et dive into the legend told on the screen. Sometimes horrifying, sometimes mesmerizing, this astoundingly beautiful picture will lead you in the land of kids fears in an endless quest for love and trust. Be warned: there is only ONE "good" adult character in this story, the one played by the marvelous Lillian Gish. So don't miss the most important shot of the film, when the camera moves from the feet of an unknown woman shouting on the two young heroes, to reveal the face of a wonderful mother... A simple story, with "not so simple" under-lyings. A monument.
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The Awakening (I) (2011)
9/10
A masterpiece in new Gothic genre
6 August 2012
Hammer films have long ruled the Gothic horror genre and have set standards that are still very much respected today. The "Lady in Black" movie is a perfect example of the way modern cinematographers can adapt - with some success - the "looks of the past" to meet the expectations of the audience of 2012. But, for me, "The Awakening" goes much further. Every ingredient of the Gothic genre "look" is there: foreboding set, washed up greenish picture, ghosts, shadows of Romanticism, moodish music... everything. But there is also a real "cleverness" that we don't often see in this type of film. The overall photograph is stunning, but in a very subdued way, each shot is perfectly composed to convey a certain feeling. Players, for their parts, relie generally on very subtle acting techniques, which gives more impact to the most climatic emotional scenes. And, finally, the plot is quite intriguing, but nevertheless is essentially just an excuse to dive in a strange and traumatized universe: the English upper society just recovering from the mass slaughters of WWI. Ghosts are not much compared to the battles of the Somme or Verdun. And the real message of this very beautiful and moving film seems to be that the ghosts created by human evil are much more terrifying than those of the "other world". And I can't finish this review without expressing my admiration for the admirable work done by Rebecca Hall (a great actress promised to accomplish greater things), Daniel Pemberton (whose musical score is simply gorgeous) and - of course - Nick Murphy, a very promising new director. If you like intelligence in your movies, give a chance to "The Awakening".
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Braquo: Eddy (2009)
Season 1, Episode 8
1/10
Who wants to be bored?
22 June 2012
Warning: Spoilers
This series could have been - should have been - the best police drama ever produced by French TV. Conceived (and directed at the start) by the deeply talented Olivier Marchal, ex cop and great filmmaker, Braquo was supposed to get to a new level, as far as French series are concerned. It was intended to be a hit. It's just a terrible miss. Photography is quiet good, editing is competent and music is interesting. The rest is horrible. Characters are inconsistent, they only manage to look sad all the time and to say dirty words every other sentence. They are so cartoonish, pretentious and ugly, that - after one or two episodes - you can't care a damn about what's happening to them. You eventually wish they could die so others - better ones! - could maybe replace them. Hope is all you have. Actors are ridiculous. They overplay everything, rolling eyes and trying their best to look concerned by the story. They all play the same way! Even the once excellent Jean-Hugues Anglade. Unshaved, gross, depressing. Bad. Bad. Bad. Too bad. The scenarios are plain silliness. Imagine: cops trying to take out a very dangerous cop-killer from the office of an attorney because he knows that they have tried to rob a bank to pay gangsters from central Europa who had kidnapped one of the characters... Sounds confusing? It is. Sounds unbelievable? It definitely is. Above all, this badly written, badly played, series is just boring. For the first 6 episodes, I have tried very hard to "like" Braquo, because I am a fan of Olivier Marchal's work. But, at the end of this first season, I had to get real: I had lost my time. Frenchies have a long way to go to emulate the best US series. A very very long way.
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Coco (2009)
1/10
It is NOT a comedy!
24 March 2009
The truth may be hard to cope with, but... Coco is a drama. If you're a genuine movie-lover it is impossible not to shed a tear (or buckets of tears) when you watch this "opus". The plot is non existent, the directing is non existent and the acting is even worse. Some may argue that Gad Elmaleh wanted the audience to laugh. I don't think so. This man has got talent and it's impossible to admit that anything may be funny in this film. Let me tell you the truth... Mr Elmaleh is sick of the cinema industry, so he has made a movie which is a statement about the state of dereliction of the filmmakers in France. He wanted us to cry about that long lost past, when French films were done by people like Renoir, Prevert, Truffeau etc. Today, we must be aware of this very sad reality: French cinema is dead. Thank you Mr Elmaleh for this ultimate proof of yours. From now on we will mourn our "Paradis Perdu".
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Watchmen (2009)
10/10
A masterpiece
17 March 2009
I have loved the Watchmen since the first time I read the comic, back in the 80s. For many years, I have prayed for a good director to adapt this story to the big screen. Terry Gilliam almost did it... And I was sure that nobody could ever do justice to this extraordinary epic. I was wrong. Snyder has done the impossible: to give life to the Watchmen and - most importantly - to the message behind the story. A message of peace and mistrust which would have prevented W. to do much harm if it had been spread before. As you can guess, I simply love this movie. Every single scene, every single shot is a splendor to my eyes. And, even if Alan Moore wrote that more than 20 years ago, the plot is still relevant today. This sad, violent, wonderful and crazy story has a lot to teach to all the world citizens. Our civilization is in danger, and peace is under a permanent threat. And BTW, I can't understand the people obsessed by Doc Manathan blue penis. It is not ugly, nor gross. It is just na-tu-ral. And I did not find the love scene shocking at all. The music - Allelujah by Leonard Cohen - tells all. It is a LOVE story, not a sex show! Is it so extraordinary? Couples can sometimes love each other spiritually AND physically. Only porn addicts could think otherwise! That people can be tilted by that kind of detail tells a lot about the world we live in. We can stand the murder of thousand Iraqi kids by bombs dropped from the skies in the name of democracy. But a "blue penis"??? How disgusting!!! ;-)
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88 Minutes (2007)
2/10
My my, how bad this movie is...
17 January 2008
Warning: Spoilers
Al Pacino has been a great actor. Maybe the best of his generation, but when was it? Watching 88 Minutes I kept wondering why he was unable to close his mouth. Well, he seems to have problems to use his jaw muscles to just "close his mouth". And when he tries to run or jump stairs, what we see is just an old man limping badly. Worst of all, he is no more able to act with any credibility. He tries to look young and full of life, but really looks like an rippled alcoholic. But the worst is, of course, the movie itself. Inane plot ("You'll die in 88 minutes but I will try to kill you before..."), bad cinematography (have you noticed how many phone calls there is in this movie? 30? 40?), filming clichés (everytime there is a car trip, the car is filmed from above. How original!). And Pacino is surrounded by very pretty (and young) girls who are in love with him. How pathetic. If you really like the "real" Al Pacino, don't even think to watch this film. You might be pushed to think that extraterrestrials have replaced him with a bad copy.
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The Dark (2005)
8/10
Quite good in fact
15 June 2007
The first time I saw The Dark, I thought it was a very bad film, boring, confused with horribly bad acting (e.g. Bean). I gave it a second chance yesterday and watched it again. This time I felt totally different than the first. This movie has an "ambience". It plays on many levels of feelings (horror, guilt, sadness, cruelty) and is quite complicated, that's true, but nevertheless rather coherent. The ending is perfect from this point of view. If you didn't get it, watch it a second time. OK, it has got that famous "carrie's ending" syndrome, but, well, it's pretty scary anyway. And I don't think that all Welsh are stupid. I would really like to visit Wales, now. Hoping just that Annwyn does not really exist. ;-) The Dark may be a flawed movie, but it is NOT a copy of modern Japanese horror cinema and it could well become a modest cult film in years to come.
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Fair Play (2006)
9/10
A great little movie!
19 March 2007
Even if I am French, I am not a fanatical "french cinema lover". I think that too often french directors have more pretensions than real abilities. But, Fair Play is really a good film for those who, like me, have had difficult relationships in their job environment. Things are a little bit "over the top" in this movie, for sure. But the actors are so good... Give it a try, if you want to see how intelligence can mesh today with satirical criticism. Eric Savin is a real "ego monster" cruel and seductive. Benoit Magimel is without a doubt one of the more promising young french actors. Marion Cotillard gives a great performance too, playing a complex secretary, half shy and fearful, half aggressive and selfish. And, of course, Lionel Bailiu knows how to film. He does it like an entomologist watching his poor creatures fighting against the harshness of a meaningless existence.
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The Departed (2006)
1/10
Come on! Where is the logic of it all? (Spoiler warning)
8 December 2006
Warning: Spoilers
I love Scorcese, but, eh, this is the guy who also shot Gangs of New York of ridiculous fame. And this... piece of work is worst. Don't get me wrong, I liked a lot the first half hour of the movie. Even Nicholson is "good" and doesn't overplay his part in the beginning. Quite a miracle in itself for this decade! But then... where goes the plot? By the ending you get some unlikely situations that should have been "preserved" for the Da Vinci Code Crap: "So, he is the traitor? Well, I'm not going to tell anyone, I will send him a CD with a recording I don't have yet and I will bring him on the top of a building to... huh... to use the lift with to get to floor level and I... huh... will call my old academy friend... huh... to... huh... ask him to come so the 3 of us can use the lift! Yeah! Good idea! And we will shoot everybody, and I won't tell the police, and I won't tell the only officer who knows who I really am. Genius!" NONSENSE! The last 45 minutes are full of pretentious unbelievable "so called smart ideas". Try the original "Infernal Affairs". Even if it's not much glamorous, it definitely has "something". PS: and, BTW, don't you Damon is bland in this film?
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10/10
A world of its own
21 October 2006
In this colourful and gripping film, you can literally "smell" the pictures. Sometimes they are captivating, sometimes awful, but they are always fascinating. A great, great movie about sensuality, desire, greed... and the quest for love. Wonderful cast (even Hoffman is excellent!), wonderful music (and the score is not "too" present, which is a good thing), wonderful direction. 2 and a half hours may seem a long time for some, but not for the real sensualists. The story and the film may have their flaws, but they also have outstanding qualities and in a perfect world Tom Tykwer should receive an award for his superb adaptation of the splendid book by Patrick Süsskind.

A must see. Or, should I say, a must "smell"!
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