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1/10
So bad it's fantastic
9 January 2023
I watched with friends, and we howled with laughter at the acting and stilted script. I treasure finding movies that sincerely try so hard to hit the mark but just never can get any scene right - they have me in stitches. I realize that it was written, directed and produced by one guy, and probably on a shoestring budget, but it does make you appreciate the effort that goes into an actual Hallmark movie as opposed to a knockoff; the way they layer in music to help with scene transitions, the sound quality, the line readings, etc. The good thing is that there are so many bad things about this movie, no one person has to carry the blame for it not working. The actors can blame the script, the director can blame the producer, the writer can blame the director. Um, maybe you can blame one guy after all.

Tragically, the actual Holly Hotel it was filmed at was burned down six months after the movie was filmed there (but they are rebuilding).
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10/10
Huge fan of this movie
27 November 2020
The music, the settings, the players, it all came together for this fantastic movie. By the way, if you're tempted to also watch Mr. Buddwing because Delbert Mann and Suzanne Pleshette were also involved in that movie, don't - it's a wretched movie. This is the one you want to watch. Well done!
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3/10
Don't rent this!
27 November 2020
If you're like me, you like Garner, Pleshette, and Delbert Mann. Which makes the failure of this movie even more unbelievable. I rented it because of these 3 people, and I ended up fast forwarding through it in 15 minutes. The ending is so bad, and it's boring even when zooming through it. How did they convince anyone to finance this snooze fest?
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Lenny (1974)
3/10
Annoying
20 May 2019
Regardless of what you think of Dustin Hoffman, Bob Fosse, or Valerie Perrine, the reality is Lenny Bruce's humor was marginal, his disregard of the feelings of his wife were abhorrent, and his pushiness is depicted not as "quirky" but as overbearing and annoying.

Perhaps if he was actually funny, this film might have had something redeeming. Instead, it's just a relentless march to his eventual self-destructive demise at 40.
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7/10
I have a brilliant idea
5 May 2019
Why not have all the actresses that are complaining that Hollywood is a male-dominated town form their own studio and put only women in executive positions? That way they can be assured that they get the opportunity they believe men are denying them.
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10/10
I love Dabney Coleman
3 May 2019
His Corpus Christi accent is just so dead on to play a snarky guy. This is short, but it's wonderful to have a chance to hear him reflect on his career and all the happy memories we have of him every time he showed up in a movie or on the Tonight Show. Irresistible rascal!
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Rose-Marie (1936)
10/10
Interesting tidbit about Rose Marie
14 December 2018
Although I have not seen the movie yet, I was intrigued when Wikipedia said During summer 1935, MacDonald rekindled the relationship with Nelson Eddy when they began filming Rose Marie. MacDonald later called it "the happiest summer of my life". I figured her happiness would be reflected in the film, and by the looks of the other reviews, I was right.
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9/10
I'm writing this review for one reason - a beautiful song
11 August 2018
The song is "I'm in the Middle of Nowhere", about halfway through the film, sung by Perry Como, and then by Vivian Blaine. You can't find a recording of this song, but it is also sung in 1946's Somewhere in the Night, even more lovely, by Nancy Guild, at the 57 minute mark. Don't miss it.
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The Prowler (1951)
10/10
Super duper movie with one flaw
4 August 2018
Warning: Spoilers
The very end of the movie, when the cops shoot Van Heflin in the back while he's climbing up a dirt mound without knowing whether he even has a gun, seems very callous towards human life. He's just a suspect at this point.

Other than that, I can't praise the film highly enough - and I'd never heard of it until I read about it on a Top Ten film noir list!
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Desert Fury (1947)
8/10
Great, yet flawed
27 July 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I think far too much has been made of the alleged homosexual undertones supposedly in the film. Others have suggested that Eddie the hood was really Paula's father, but that can't be true, because Fritzie says Eddie used to work for Paula's father. What doesn't make sense is how Fritzie can moralize about Eddie walking out on her years ago, when obviously Fritzie herself walked out on Paula's father to be with Eddie to begin with.

The movie, while stretched out, does come to a stirring climax. However, the casting of the film leaves something to be desired. At the time of the filming, Astor was 41, Lancaster 33, Hodiak 32, and Scott 25. In real age terms, we're asked to believe Astor had baby Scott at 16, then (perhaps at 18, before Scott as a baby knew who Hodiak was), ran off with Hodiak, who would have been 9 years old at the time. It makes no sense unless we suspend disbelief to think that Hodiak is as old as Astor, let alone that Astor and Hodiak would ever have had romantic sparks. It would have made more sense to cast someone older than Hodiak, but that wouldn't seem plausible that a mid-40's man would be as weasely and self centered as Hodiak behaves. Also, we're asked to believe that Scott, playing a nineteen year old despite her worldwise 25 year old real age, would swoon over the oily Hodiak while blithely ignoring the tall, chiseled visage of Lancaster. Hodiak was named "box office poison" in 1948.

But I digress. The truth is, we're always asked to believe all sorts of improbable things when a story is being told, and we go along. And once you go along with this premise, the movie is a tremendous amount of fun. Could it have been made better? Of course, but don't let that keep you from enjoying the film noir parts of it that are excellent.
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5/10
Lana's career was winding down dramatically here
22 July 2018
She was 40 by this movie, and we all know what Hollywood does to 40+ actresses; they hit the eject button. It doesn't help that Lana's figure doesn't look anywhere near the way it's portrayed on the box cover. "Lovely for her age" is not the same as lovely, and this Lana for a long time reminded no one of her Postman Rings Twice zenith. She managed to hold on for 5 more films before allowing Hollywood to wash her out.

As bloodless as the coupling of Zimbalist and Turner is, it's exceeded by the dull essaying of a role by George Hamilton (sans tan). It takes Yvonne Craig to crank things up a bit, over halfway thru the movie. But then we're dragged back into Zimbalist and Turner moping around over "lost love". This is one of those proper New England movies of the era, and some of them are quite good. This one is quite concocted. The evercalm Emfrem all of a sudden loses his temper over wild speculation about 2/3rds in, and it comes completely out of left field, as if Claude Rains were to all of a sudden blow up.

The movie lacks pacing, and at 2+ hours just seems to drag the entire second half.
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10/10
Confounded by the nitpicking
20 July 2018
I cannot understand people who bash this movie. They say "the men acted stupid". Well, you could write a movie where she flies to South America and completely disappears, but where's the movie in that? She has to give just enough clues that you think she is going to be caught, and then she wriggles out. That's why we go to movies, to see people escape imminent danger. This movie perfectly balances the tension with humor. It makes perfect sense Peter Berg falls in love with Wendy - he's bored in his little town and knows all the other girls.

Very satisfying that a movie let's the bad guy get away with things for once, rather than the old Production Code rules that forced crime to be always punished at the end,
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4/10
John Dall is a hoot
7 July 2018
While many fault Jane Wyatt's acting in this, I'm surprised they are accepting of John Dall's bad acting. I've never seen so many exaggerated sideways glances and incessant mugging, telegraphing his feelings like he was playing to a theatre audience. He delivers his lines like a bad Sam Spade wannabe. Yikes.
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The Big Heat (1953)
10/10
The Greatest of All Cop Stories
6 July 2018
Fritz Lang was at his zenith here, sucking the viewer in to Glenn Ford's rage against the corrupt cops and politicians he works for. Ford's seething anger virtually jumps off the screen. Gloria Grahame in probably her greatest role. Each scene raises the tension level masterfully. This is what Hollywood movies are all about.
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Heartbeat (1946)
9/10
Effervescent fun
5 July 2018
I don't get these people who nastily compare this movie to the original French movie. Don't bother - what movie is EVER better the second watching? It's the delightful discovery the first time of the amusing dialogue, the unfolding of the plot, that brings so much amusement. Basil Rathbone has a wonderful part, and the movie gets off to a rollicking start with some very funny classroom scenes. Adolph Menjou brings charm and class to everything he does, and Ginger Rogers proves again why she, and not so many other actresses, was in the upper echelon of Hollywood royalty. That's the other thing - all these nasty comments about Ginger playing an 18 year old at 35. Why? She was gorgeous, and it's easy to suspend disbelief. It's a fricking movie. Why don't they complain that it REALLY wasn't filmed in Paris, as long as they are whining about authenticity?
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Seinfeld: The Couch (1994)
Season 6, Episode 5
2/10
One of the unfunniest episodes you'll ever see
4 July 2018
What's funny about arguing about whether cucumbers should go on pizza? What's funny about people getting mad with each other over the abortion issue? What's the possibility that an adult man would pee through his clothes on to a sofa and not be aware of what he's done? What's the likelihood of a family letting a stranger into their house to watch anything on TV?

The magic of Seinfeld is in humor in situations you can identify with. This is about as funny as a pony showing up in Jerry's apartment and starting to poop. It's so outside the realm of reality, it is dull and boring. With all the writers, this is the best they could do? Just being outraged about something is not funny by itself. Anyone could do that.
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Roxie Hart (1942)
9/10
I love Adolph Menjou
23 June 2018
This is probably the only movie during the Hays Code where a killer gets away with murder.

Ginger Rogers is so much fun; no shirking violet she. You may want to watch it several times just to catch the little bits of comedy business laced in every scene, from the jury leering to .the catfight in prison scene.
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5/10
Hollywood derangement syndrome
17 June 2018
Warning: Spoilers
The movie (and book) presumes that a NYC publishing house likes Youngblood's first novel so much they fly him to NYC, then helicopter him into Manhattan, on Christmas Eve for a 2pm meeting, yet only offer him a $500 advance and balk when he asks for $5000. The helicopter ride cost the company more. In the 1940's, a 1 1/2 room apt on 40th st was about $150. He pays $50 for an attic in Brooklyn Heights. The movie presumes a boy seeing his mother making out with another man will have virtually no reaction. The movie presumes his mom would come to NYC and burst in on him without even knocking on his door. The movie presumes Youngblood would allow one lover to hang around his Nassau villa after inviting a woman he's really interested in to fly down to be with him. Yes, I know we have to have the love triangle where the woman walks in on them, but come on! The movie presumes that after taking being taken advantage of by his first publisher that he remains gullible, guaranteeing $250,000 towards building a shopping center and forming his own publishing house. I mean, I realize we have to build drama, but not self inflicted so much!

There's an ironic scene where James Franciscus tells Suzanne Pleshette not to smoke because it's "not good for you"; they both died from smokiing in real life. Apparently Franciscus was a 4 pack a day smoker, which would almost require him to be smoking while taking a shower and while making love to his wife.

This was the final movie of John Emery, an actor with such an impossible deep and rich voice he made Johnny Carson sound like a eunuch. Emery was only 59, yet suffered with cancer for 18 months. He had been coughing up blood since mid 1963, so he was already probably in the middle stages of the cancer when this was filmed. He had an arm amputated weeks before his death when the cancer spread to his bones.

This was also Mary Astor's final film release. Scandal: Apparently she had made a diary listing all her affairs that her second husband had gotten hold of during a 1935 custody hearing for their daughter. Since she was already 33 when she married her second husband you'd think she'd have been over whoring it up, but evidently not.

I'd never heard of Genevieve Page before, but she is a gorgeous woman, and the movie makes full use of closeups to show her off. She is never more glamorous than with her hair in a coiffed bun as it was in this film. Her looks become more plain with other hair styles. Her French accent hurt her, though, especially when she said "Da whole dom ting!!!"
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Dear Heart (1964)
10/10
Greatest film of its kind
16 June 2018
Here's what the allmovie.com reviewer said:

"....a sweet and charming little film that is ultimately too insubstantial and dated to rank as a great film. "

Excuse me? ALL films from 50 yrs ago are dated - that's what makes them charming, a moving time capsule, our only chance to really experience what America used to be - or at least how we saw ourselves (no movie is an absolute representation of life).

The only question I have is why Glenn Ford would be more attracted to Angela Lansbury than Patricia Barry. Barry was an extraordinary beauty.
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7/10
Terry vs Ruth
13 June 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I've only seen the beginning, but Terry is the smoker and Ruth is the nervous mouse. However, Terry answered the door and answered the questions rapidly when asked by the detective. We are being led to believe that Terry is the 'bad' twin for being so combative while the counter girl was so sweet, so we suspect Ruth is being pressured into silence. However, that seems too obvious, so it's probably the reverse, although I will be very disappointed if it was Terry behind the counter, since she seemed so sweet.

How Ruth could put up with Terry for one minute, let alone for decades, is beyond any normal viewer. A great twist ending would be that the doc thinks he's hospitalized the crazy one and is romancing the sane twin, but it's actually the crazy twin that has managed to get the sane twin institutionalized. Bwaahaha!!

You do wonder if Olivia made this movie to twist the knife in deeper in her own famed rivalry with her sister Joan Fontaine. If not it's a rather brutal coincidence.

I don't blame witnesses for not being sure AFTER finding out that they are twins. We don't expect twins, triplets, or quints when being asked to identify a suspect, so why get mad at us for withdrawing our opinion of "knowing" who is who?
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5/10
Horrible story
12 June 2018
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The only reason I didn't give this film a lower rating is that film noir is like pizza - even bad pizza is pretty good. But the story - what a mess. Let's dissect.

Muriel/Mildred met Kingsby's caretaker in a bar in San Bernardino and married him to hide out from her ex-lover Lt. DeGarmot after DeGarmot helped her cover up her murder of her previous employer's wife for unknown reasons.

Mildred/Muriel killed Kingsby's wife after a fight over Lavery. Why? We're not told. Why would Muriel then marry, of all people, Kingsby's caretaker after murdering Kingsby's wife? We're not told.

If the fake telegram saying Kingsby's wife was going to marry Lavery came from Muriel, why would Muriel name her own lover as the next husband, when Lavery would be the first person the cops would go to when questioning Kingsby's wife's death? Dunno.

"Muriel's" body was said to be fished out of the lake. Why wouldn't the cops immediately ID her by her dental or fingerprint records, instead of falsely thinking it was Muriel just because supposedly she and Mrs. Kingsby supposedly swapped clothes before getting in a boat to "fool their husbands", as if men keep track of all their wive's clothes?

The story weakly says "there wasn't much left of her" after 30 days in the water in December.The skin will absorb water and peel away from the underlying tissues in about a week and fish will nibble away at the flesh. But cold water also encourages the formation of adipocere. This is a waxy, soapy substance formed from the fat in the body that partially protects the body against decomposition. Bodies have been retrieved almost completely intact from waters below 45°F after several weeks, and as recognizable skeletons after five years.

Why did Kingsby not recognize when Muriel impersonated his wife on the phone calling, asking for money that the voice was not his wife's? Why would Lt. DeGarmot knock on Muriel's door first when he followed them in order to kill her? Why did Marlow not carry a gun when following Muriel, yet knew SHE had a gun?

I dunno.
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10/10
One of Four Toweringly Great Film Noir Movies
5 June 2018
In no particular order, the 4 greatest noirs are: Out of the Past, The Clock, Double Indemnity and Kiss Me Deadly.

I know, I know, I'm skipping over Casablanca and some others, but these 4 are great because they are still rare enough they haven't been burned into our memory bank to risk boredom or parody. Each scene in OOTP is worth savoring, like a memory of a favorite vacation with your wife or girlfriend when you were young.

Take the scene where Jeff (an odd name for Mitchum, but ok) is packing to leave, and is going to meet Kathy, when Whit (Kirk D.) shows up with his goons. Even though you know it's a movie, you are scared to death of Kathy knocking on the door and Whit realizing Jeff has lied to him about finding Kathy. The tension is agonizing, and yet it doesn't come from violence, it comes from our own fear of circumstances beyond our control revealing to others that we have lied about something. Powerful, powerful stuff.

The movie has a little bit of corny dialogue, and there is some storyline confusion, but really, not much. Just lie back, eat your popcorn, and realize this movie is going to take you on the ride of your life.
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1/10
Doesn't Take Long for Communist Theme to Emerge
4 June 2018
Warning: Spoilers
I love that Communists are blacklisted, not by Congress but by Hollywood, for agreeing with Leninism, which one of its founding tenets is that capitalist countries must be violently overthrown, then they go out and make a film that proves they ARE Communists.

Within 3:33 the film tries to manipulate our feelings because a pregnant New Mexican wife doesn't want her baby born into "this world". What world? Oh, the world of POVERTY. Her husband has worked in zinc mines for 18 years in New Mexico. They try to make it about the dirty Americans who took over New Mexico. What they don't say is under the 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo, Mexicans in those annexed areas had the choice of relocating to within Mexico's new boundaries or receiving American citizenship with full civil rights. So, right off the bat, if you don't want to be an American, you didn't have to. Whatever the US did to Mexicans pales in comparison to what they did to each other in the bloody death of the Mexican Civil War which claimed 1.5 million lives.

The husband in this saga drinks every night in the beer parlor, leaving his family alone. If you're not making that much money, it's not helping that you're drinking your earnings away. Obviously the reason he works in the zinc mines is that it's the best paying job around, otherwise he'd work another job. Besides, mining has always been inherently dangerous, even today. The idea of a union strike, which this movie pushes hard for, is shown as neglectful of even the demands of the workers' wives for sanitary plumbing. Then, when one of the workers is willing to break ranks because his family needs to eat, is spit upon by the union boss.

In the movie, it takes the union 7 months to agree to 'allow' hardship workers to seek work in other mines, demonstrating that the union's first priority is itself, rather than allowing workers to go to other mines on their own accord anytime, like the mining companies themselve would. The film also discusses the Taft-Hartley Act, which prohibits wildcat strikes and mass picketing. A court order in the movie prohibited the mass picketing. The film argues that "scabs" will take their jobs if they aren't allowed to picket. It overplays its hand. They win their strike, at which point the narrator says they have won something 'they' can never take away. Well, mining projects close down all the time if they become uneconomic. Mining is not like bottling Coke. Mines have depleting ore bodies, and miners frequently have to move to new mines.

It's hard to know which is more wretched, the script, the acting or the editing, reminiscent of Tommy Wiseau's The Room. But above all, the wretchedness is in the ham-handed depiction of unions as all good. Illinois has lost tens of thousands of jobs to the South because it is not a "right to work" state, it pushes out nonunion companies.
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10/10
Probably one of the top 5 comedies ever
20 May 2018
This is a dazzling comedy, filled to the brim with witty dialogue. In fact, you should question the sense of humor of anyone who says otherwise. Bankhead is delicious as the queen, alternately petulant, absentminded and seductive. The character actors are a great deal of fun, and the scenes are so cleverly acted, it bears repeated viewing just to laugh again at how fun it must have been for all the actors. Vincent Price is uproariously over the top as the French ambassador, although he's only in a few scenes. Charles Coburn keeps things moving along with his brilliant deadpan humor, and a very young Anne Baxter is astonishingly beautiful, with a very peculiar yet appealing manner of speaking.
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The Rifleman: The Brother-in-Law (1958)
Season 1, Episode 5
8/10
Jerome Courtland is a revelation
4 April 2018
I don't think i've ever seen him act before, but he is a natural. From the very first scene, where he is shaving off his moustache in the outdoors to disguise himself, and he winningly engages two farmers, he comes across as someone who can get comfortable fast in almost any situation. Rather than being self conscious of his movements, he moves as an actor effortlessly, which makes it no surprise that late in life he taught acting in Chicago. The small screen loved him, and I'm surprised he's not well known - or at least not to me.
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