Gene tries to lucid dream so he can remember the perfect song he wrote in his sleep; Louise and Tina try to catch a cricket that's keeping Linda up at night with its chirping.
Mr. Fischoeder enlists Bob to be his personal chef for a glamping trip on his exclusive club's secret island. Meanwhile, Linda gives the kids a crash-course on cocktail party etiquette.
Linda and Louise stumble into a treasure-hunting adventure on a tour of the town's bootlegging history; Bob, Tina and Gene play host to a group of street performers looking to settle a beef.
Tina gets her skirt stuck in the dryer when she tries to dry off her butt sweat at Chelsea's party, where she anticipates upper butt action; Teddy tries to join the Belchers' competition of building objects from the basement trash.