The Golden Girls (TV Series)

The Impotence of Being Ernest (1989)

Rue McClanahan: Blanche Devereaux

Quotes 

• Blanche Devereaux : Impotent? Are you sure?

  Dorothy Zbornak : Oh Blanche, what would you have done? Asked him to prove it?

• Rose : I guess I never really learned how to be assertive.

  Blanche Devereaux : Honey, it's as easy as riding a bicycle.

  Rose : I never learned how to ride a bicycle.

  Dorothy Zbornak : It's as easy as falling off of a bicycle.

  Rose : Oh! That is easy!

  [leaves kitchen] 

  Dorothy Zbornak : [turns to Blanche]  I had a hunch.

• Blanche Devereaux : Well, Rose Nylund has a date on Saturday night and Blanche Deveraux does not, what're the odds of that? There're probably better odds of being struck by lightning in a house you won from Ed McMahon.

• Dorothy Zbornak : Ever since you got that feather in the mail, you've been acting like a spy, I'm surprised you didn't check the broom closet to see if someone was hiding in it.

  Sophia : Broom closet, right!

  [gets up] 

  Dorothy Zbornak : Ma, you're acting crazy.

  Blanche Devereaux : Well now, Dorothy, I happen to know that there *is* enough room in that broom closet for at least two people, and enough room left for a tray of cold cuts.