Mon, Jan 2, 1967
Clem Kadiddlehopper goes to a janitorial school in Washington DC, where his stupidity is noticed by the Army. Colonel Hush-Hush (guest Peter Falk) decides he will be perfect for a secret project as he is too dumb to remember anything he sees or hears. In "The Silent Spot," Red plays a husband who vows to keep his New Year's Eve resolutions, and be more helpful to his wife.
Top-rated
Mon, Jan 9, 1967
In this WW II parody, the stars of "Hogan's Heroes" (Bob Crane and John Banner) appear as their characters of Col. Hogan and Sgt. Schultz. Red (as Freddie the Freeloader) is assigned to assist in their escape from Stalag 13. In "The Silent Spot," Red plays a bungling 19th century suitor who must meet his girlfriend's parents.
Mon, Jan 23, 1967
George Appleby accompanies his abusive wife, Clara (guest Eve Arden), on a southwestern vacation, but the couple splits in the process. They go their separate ways, but end up staying in the same hotel room, unbeknownst to each other. In "The Silent Spot," Red plays an old man whose bumbling attempts to run a gas station end in failure.
Mon, Feb 13, 1967
Red appears as Forsooth Frumkus, a "poor but stupid" medieval ship builder's apprentice. After Christopher Columbus (guest George Gobel) secures funding from Queen Isabella of Spain, he and Forsooth venture off on the journey to discover America. In "The Silent Spot," Red plays a starstruck carhop in old Hollywood, determined to break into motion pictures.
Mon, Mar 13, 1967
Clem Kadiddlehopper appears at the Yugo-Crazian Embassy as an exterminator. However, the ambassador tells him that it is an electronic bug they are looking for. When he discovers a plot against dictator Mustapha Dame's (guest Cesar Romero) life, Clem returns with him to his home country as his bodyguard. In "The Silent Spot," Red is a great actor who causes mayhem involving a cop, a pie salesman, and a pretty girl outside the theatre.
Mon, Mar 20, 1967
San Fernando Red is arrested by the IRS for running a tax scam. Guest Richard Chamberlain plays his neophyte lawyer, Clarence Narrow. After Red goes to prison, he discovers gold in the rock pile. In "The Silent Spot," Red plays a man who has a weird dream after ingesting an odd assortment of foods.
Mon, Mar 27, 1967
The chairman of the cultural committee (guest Cliff Robertson) and his duo of art experts declare Freddy the Freeloader's trash "pop art." He is taken to Paris where his exhibits are put on display, and he becomes the darling of the art community. In "The Silent Spot," Red plays an American moonshiner who reacts to an Italian wine making family moving in next door.
Mon, Apr 3, 1967
Clem Kadiddlehopper meets down on his luck Loser Lumpkin (guest Tennessee Ernie Ford), a once-great champion chicken-plucker who was in the Olympics. Observing that Clem has the fingers for it, Lumpkin takes him to the Olympics to break the world chicken plucking record. In "The Silent Spot," it's the day after Christmas and Red plays a man dealing with his contentious wife, who demands he take down the tree and the decorations.
Mon, Sep 25, 1967
A visit to the dentist finds Clem Kaddiddlehopper running afoul of a trio of foreign spies, each determined to pass secret information along by etching the message into his tooth. Then they follow him back to his farm to attempt to retrieve it. In "The Silent Spot," Red plays a maniacally determined husband who ruins his dinner party in a frantic attempt to subject his guests to his home movies.
Mon, Oct 2, 1967
In medieval England, Red appears as Forsooth who cleans around the castle. To assist the king (guest Bert Lahr), he agrees to fight a fire-breathing dragon to win the hand of a princess. In "The Silent Spot," Red plays Mr. Butterfingers, an incompetent "do-it-yourselfer" who bothers his neighbor and ruins everything he tries to do.
Mon, Nov 27, 1967
San Fernando Red finds a rich sucker in a wealthy Montana rancher played by Godfrey. His huge acreage is going bone dry for lack of rain, so Fernando first tries to sell him a rain-making contraption, then they both go up in a rickety airplane to seed the clouds. Red and Arthur do some blackouts, and in the Silent Spot, a medieval painter pleads with a short-tempered King for a commission at the royal gym.