Bewitched (TV Series)

Red Light, Green Light (1965)

Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens

Quotes 

• Endora : [Sam is carving a roast with a knife]  Oh, didn't I teach you never to play with sharp objects?

  Samantha Stephens : I'm not playing mother. I'm working.

  Endora : [Endora zaps the roast carved]  Much simpler that way, my dear.

  Samantha Stephens : Not in a long run. You know Darrin doesn't like me doing things that way.

  Endora : I'm surprised he doesn't insist you tear it apart with your fangs.

  Samantha Stephens : You promised not to criticise him.

  Endora : Oh, perish the thought. It was just an observation, not a criticism.

• Samantha Stephens : All right, Mother. What's all this about?

  Endora : How did you know I was behind this?

  Samantha Stephens : I'm psychic.

• Endora : It's really quite simple. I happened to notice this gentlemen doing a rather exemplary job of directing traffic in Trafalgar Square. So I thought I'd surprise you with him.

  Samantha Stephens : Now I don't want you to think me ungrateful, but what am I going to do with him?

  Endora : Put him in the middle of the intersection of course! He'd gave a touch of divine elegance to a somewhat dreary little community.

  Samantha Stephens : What happens when he's removed from the state of suspended animation?

  Endora : Oh, it should be glorious to behold.

  Samantha Stephens : Take him back mother!

  Endora : Oh, Samantha. In London he's just another pea in the pod, but here, he'd be the talk of Morning Glory Circle.

  Samantha Stephens : So will I if you don't stop all this.