Bewitched (TV Series)
Which Witch Is Which? (1965)
Elizabeth Montgomery: Samantha Stephens
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Quotes
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Endora : Where are you off to in such a hurry?
Samantha Stephens : Shopping. It's Dollar Day.
Endora : Is that good?
Samantha Stephens : Marvellous. Everything's on sale. You can pick up some terrific bargains.
Endora : Ah-ha... I suspected David wasn't doing so well.
Samantha Stephens : Darrin, and he's doing just fine. Bargain hunting's a challenge. It's fun. It's a great pleasure for mortal women.
Endora : Poor dears.
Samantha Stephens : If you're not doing anything, why don't you come along? We can have lunch.
Endora : Well, it might be interesting to see how the other half amuse themselves.
[zaps herself into a new dress]
Endora : Do you like it?
Samantha Stephens : Very nice.
Endora : This darling is what I call a real bargain. Costs nothing.
Samantha Stephens : Try it my way, Mother. It's the challenge of the thing. You'll see.
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Samantha Stephens : I can enjoy another mortal pleasure. When you've saved enough on bargains, you're entitled to splurge. Now, that's really fun.
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Samantha Stephens : The last thing we need in this house is a raving beauty.
Darrin Stephens : Correction, my love: another raving beauty.
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Darrin Stephens : She's sensational.
Samantha Stephens : Sensational-looking?
Darrin Stephens : I don't know. I haven't seen her.
Samantha Stephens : But you think she's sensational?
Darrin Stephens : Well, Bob's been raving about her. Besides, she sounds like my type: blond hair, green eyes, crazy turned-up nose.
Samantha Stephens : Sounds like me.
Darrin Stephens : Exactly. That's my type.
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Bob Frazer : Say, what's the matter, honey? Did you get out of bed on the wrong side?
Samantha Stephens : Which side of the bed I get out on is nobody's business but my husband's.
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Samantha Stephens : If you did know me, it wasn't me you knew.
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Samantha Stephens : Oh, Mother, how could you have picked him, of all people?
Endora : I didn't pick him. He picked me. I mean, you. Or, uh, us.
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Samantha Stephens : Darrin, it wasn't Bob's fault. It was Mother's.
Darrin Stephens : Nobody thinks any less of your mother than I do, but let's not try and hang this on her.