Bewitched (TV Series)

Which Witch Is Which? (1965)

Ron Randell: Bob Frazer

Quotes 

• Bob Frazer : [referring to Mrs. Kravitz]  Is she a friend of yours?

  Endora : [disguised as Samantha]  I hope not.

• Endora : [disguised as Samantha, to Robert Frazer after reading his book on "Helen On Troy"]  Of course, Helen was nothing like that. She had a face that would've sunk ships, not launched them. And knock-kneed.

  Bob Frazer : You must've loved studying history?

  Endora : [disguised as Samantha]  Living it was more fun.

• Bob Frazer : How is old Dad?

  Endora : [Disguised as Samantha]  His watch works, otherwise he's a little rusty.

  Bob Frazer : Crude too, I bet. Probably offered to buy you a drink right off.

• Bob Frazer : You're under arrest for not reading my latest novel.

• Bob Frazer : I'm so glad you're not one of these women who dress for other women.

• Endora : [Disguised as Samantha]  You're a writer?

  Bob Frazer : You sound like my publisher.

• Bob Frazer : I write historical romances which the clever public ignores.

• Bob Frazer : How are you on the Borgias?

  Endora : [disguised as Samantha]  The things I could tell you about Lucrezia.

• Bob Frazer : You have wonderful hands, Samantha.

  Endora : [disguised as Samantha]  Hmm!

  Bob Frazer : And the longest lifeline I've ever seen.

  Endora : [disguised as Samantha]  It runs in the family. You should see my mother's.

• Bob Frazer : You combine the wisdom of the ages with all that's modern and swinging.

  Endora : [disguised as Samantha]  If you're ever up against it, Bobby, you can always write fortune cookies.

• Bob Frazer : Now, don't blame me. My cookie said to be more affectionate.

  Endora : [disguised as Samantha]  Mine says, "Beware of chance meetings."

• Bob Frazer : Say, what's the matter, honey? Did you get out of bed on the wrong side?

  Samantha Stephens : Which side of the bed I get out on is nobody's business but my husband's.

• Bob Frazer : Look me in the eyes and tell me that Darrin Stephens is the most wonderful man in the world.

  Endora : [disguised as Samantha]  Please! Not while I'm eating.

• Bob Frazer : When you arrange a double date, you really arrange a double date.